someone in class today: "yeah it's cute. it's really shiny too."
me: |屮 did
me: |)屮 somebody
me: |Дﾟ)屮 say
me: |屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 shinee
me: |(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 ??
error 4:04 AM: sleep not found
(Source: pizzaforpresident)
exo why
me 4 months ago: no what im not memorizing 12 names
me now: what do you mean you can't tell who's singing it's so obvious by the way he breathes between his lines holy krisus
japanese song: japanese lyrics
me: wait they said 'kokoro' THAT MEANS HEART
me: IT'S SOMETHING ABOUT THE HEART
When EXO meets fanfiction
Kai: FOR THE LAST TIME I AM NOT A WHORE OR A STRIPPER
Sehun: ....I DO NOT THPEAK LIKE THAT!
D.O: O_____________________O
Suho: do I really act like a grandpa...
Chanyeol: Baek. Baek can we do tha-
Baekhyun: CHANYEOL NO.
Chen: what the hell is this
Kris: "Baby you can ride my dragon if you know what I mean" ... I.. I don't understand
Tao: why am i called the gucci diva
Luhan: I'M NOT CHEATING ON SEHUN
Xiumin: Who the hell wrote this steamedbun x xiumin fanfic
Lay: /throws the laptop out the window/
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I’ve touched all of the members bodies, but they don’t really tell me to touch them. TOP always comes near and is like “touch this”. His muscles are very strong.
